Checking out your progress after a hard workout at the gym:
“The Greeks thought that homosexuality was more pure than heterosexuality, because one of the main purposes of heterosexuality is the option of reproduction. The Greeks considered heterosexuals desire for only this to be greedy, where as homosexual love is more about true love for the other person, not just the desire to reproduce. Also, because homosexual love isn’t the dominant culture. It’s different.”
Those greeks are too hipster for heterosexuality.
YEAH, GREEKS. REPRESENT, YO.
(via nosebitingteacup)
I just invented the word “Philanthrypus”
…that is all.








